Wait In The Fire

Something tumblr has taught me

fefeferi:

infinite-insanityy:

thesuperwalkingdeadangels:

gingeritt:

sargentwaffle:

natashhha:

“because of reasons” is always a legitimate reason

“because fuck you that’s why” is also acceptable 

“for science” is a good excuse

don’t forget “the stars are not in position” as a perfect reason to not do something

“Not since the accident.” can be the answer to any question.

you guys are leaving out “think of the children” as a way to persuade anybody to do something for you

(Source: im-gonna-wreck-it, via ianoshea)

1. Whenever Teddy Lupin visited the Burrow, Mrs. Weasley always made sure to stuff him with food, more so than any of the others. Teddy thought that it was due to her caring and motherly nature but whenever Molly saw Teddy she thought of his father and remembered what Remus had said to her years ago in Grimmauld Place after a boggart had terrified her. — “And as for who’s going to look after Ron and Ginny if you and Arthur died, what do you think we’d do, let them starve?”

(Source: hufflebadgerinthetardis, via hogwartskidsproblems)

andratien:

supernatural-addicted:

lapfulofmisha:

someblokecalledrichbrook:

so far Tumblr is obsessed with: 

• A genocidal, time-travelling alien
• A sociopathic detective 
• An insane, mass-murdering god of mischief
• A manipulative cannibal 
• Two monster-hunting serial killers

welcome to tumblr  

Don’t forget the gay angel

This is so accurate I want to cry

don’t forget satan. we love us some satan.

(via in-the-life-of-a-thespian)

that-whovian-nerdfighter:

exequalistmako:

This nosy woman behind me is completely baffled by the fact that “pictures move on this site”

Muggles.

(via potteringalong)

jenthesoprano:

I don’t know how all these teenagers sneak out at night I’m too lazy to even get out of bed

(Source: pinkandblueskiessss, via potteringalong)

punkedelic:

when u com home and play hte tam impala rely loud

(via desirebe-desirego)

thosefuckingangels:

tanksloubear:

but actually plaid button up shirts with the sleeves rolled to the elbows are universally attractive

 #sam get off tumblr

(Source: milajewnis, via screaminglikeasissy)